Musings Of A Morleysaurus Talks With ‘BB’ Star Jennifer Mae

After announcing the return of one of horrors favourite men, Mr CJ Wallis with his new movie BB, and then releasing both the teaser teaser poster, and then the actual teaser poster…I am now super excited to introduce you to both the star and inspiration for the film…and a fellow Jennifer to boot!!  Extra bonus! 🙂  So without further adu…..Miss Jennifer Mae, aka @purplestar420.

I went to Rock the Bells in L.A. and  tweeted a picture to Spitta saying he won smokiest set of the night.  Spitta retweeted my picture, and CJ put my tweet in the “Trust Fall 3” video.  My fans started sending me messages saying “OMG Purp, CJ used your tweet in Spitta’s video, that’s so bad ass” and shit like that.  My reaction was “Who’s CJ Wallis?!” They all told me he was a pretty big deal in the Jet Life world, so I figured ‘Hey, why not give him a follow?’ 

We quickly hit it off and next thing you know, CJ is in my chatroom and sends me a message saying “I see you typing BB”.  I got freaked out for a second, and the second after that, CJ had the whole movie pretty much planned out.

How did Mr Wallis go about asking you to be his leading lady?  Did he give you a basic synopsis of the film, or had he completed the script by that point?  And more to the point, was he able to ask you without sounding like a total creeptastic weirdo?  Haha. 

I think he kind of creeped himself out a bit after the message, and saw the entire script and major plot points just moments after.

To be honest, I thought he might just be blowing smoke up my ass, in hopes to get some L.A. booty when he was in town.  I wasn’t until he made the poster with me in it, and put his name on it, and then posted it on Twitter that I was like, “Holy fuck, I’m about to be starring in a CJ Wallis film!!”

He never really came off creepy to me.  I thought he was interesting and bugged the fuck out of him with I think with a million and one questions.  I mean, he’s this white boy from Canada, hanging out and working with a bunch of rappers…makes me wonder.

(Aww, babe…you and me both.  Haha.  Although I have an even crazier story that I KNOW you’ll totally dig.  Just look up Silibil ‘n’ Brains.  Silibil is on of my best friends from school, and he did some mental shit.  Basically, according to record labels, Scottish white guys don’t rap!  Billy and his mate Gav decided to con them into a record deal under the pretense that they were actually American!!  They’ve just had a documentary released about them called The Great Hip Hop Hoax.  You totally need to check it out.  🙂 

Oh, and CJ is like the most non creepy guy ever, haha.  I just wanted him to be skulking and lurking around this chatroom, weirding out the pretty ladies.  Bwahahahaha.  CJ, you need to work on your Norman Bates approach a little better.  HA!!)

Nope, not a single one.  I’ll be honest, and you might want to strangle me for this, but I don’t watch much of anything…film, or TV.   I have definitely Googled the shit out of CJ since we said we were going to do this, and have seen the films he used them in, and they are both great actors.  I’m actually somewhat intimidated (in a good way) by them, being as they have so much experience, and I’ve only done middle school talent shows.

So I hopped on Creeps List…I mean Craigs List, and started searching for jobs, just like Mary in American Mary ironically enough, and came across an add that said “make $500-2000 a week working at home from your computer”.  I was told I could do whatever I wanted and didn’t have to get naked if I didn’t want too and that I pretty much just had to keep people entertained from my web cam.  So I was sold!  (Maybe I should take up web camming….I can keep people entertained, haha.)  I fucking love web camming.  I get to dress up and get all sexy, I don’t have to drive in traffic, and I can honestly say I make people very, very happy.  I work when I want, and I get to travel as much as I want since all I need is my laptop to make money.

My best experiences are, and not to sound corny, but they are when one of my anti-social guys doesn’t come to my room for like a week or more, and comes back and tells me they made friends or got a girlfriend because of me, and that’s why I haven’t seen them in so long.  That stuff brings tears to my eyes.  I really enjoy the whole community of it and try to use my powers  to make things better.  The pornographic stuff I get to do is just to pay the bills.

Whilst investigating the site, I was reading through various model profiles, and what I discovered were some really quirky, fascinating and generally rad chicks.  Is that the general kind of person you’d normally find on there?

You will find everything on there.  Girls  from all over the world!  Each one has their own super power!  It’s amazing really.  I mean, don’t get me wrong, there are some things you might see that you’ll  think are absolutely weird, or disgusting, but there’s at least one person that can jerk to it! 🙂  I’ve met some pretty bad ass chicks from going to conventions and meeting them.  My best friend, who’s going to be in a really hot sexy sex scene , Violet Vega I met from camming, and she’s honestly the nicest, sweetest, coolest kitten lovin’, pot smoking, Canadian tattooed babe ever!  Pow!

Being that the basic concept of BB is about not knowing the extent of the true evils that could be lurking on the other side of the screen; have you encountered any particularly disturbing individuals?

I’d be lying if I said no.  I have seen and been told some very disturbing tings on there.  People like and want some weird things.  Some might want to call them sickos, but I try to remember we live in a society where mental illness is at an all time peak and try not to criticize them.

What is the strangest request you’ve received so far from a viewer?

I used to have a guy that liked me to put a wig on and sign Taylor Swift songs.  As well as a guy a lot of the old school cam models know as the “cheese guy” who wanted me to go to the fridge, get a Kraft single, bite a whole in the middle and hold it up to my eye!  I have no idea what that was all about?!!

Fuck, this is a horrible question.  Wizard of Oz is one of my Top 5 Favs, but I love to be so scared I don’t want to go pee during the movie.

Let’s blast out some favourites….and GO…

 

TV Show? 

Modern Day Horror?

Old Scool Horror?

Dinosaur?

Long necks?  The really nice veggie eating one from Land Before Time.  Or wait…Jurassic Park?

…Littlefoot in The Land Before Time was called always called a Brontosaurus, however, as all fellow dino nerds will know, the term Brontosaurus hasn’t actually been the scientifically used term since 1903…110 years ago!!  It was only in 1979 however (the year that someone FABULOUS was born…*cough*ME*cough*) that the record was FINALLY set straight for the public.   Still though, even another te years later, in 1989, the US Postal Office released a series of stamps where they had an official Apatosaurus skeleton, the real name for “Brontosaurus”, called a Brontosaurus.  Oh how my ten year old self ranted about this!  I mean, let’s face it…I knew the difference when I was FIVE years old!!  The minute I started learning about dinosaurs, I knew it all…ALLLLLL I tells you!! 😉  But yesss, you have totally just given me the  most rad idea for a daily blog, moooahahaha.  Little Miss Morleysaurus does the Dino Daily!  Oh yeah! 😉  Ooh, and in Jurassic Park, it’s Brachiosaurus, the ridge on the head gives it away.  🙂 

Yes, I am an uber nerd.  Haha.  And aaaah, Jurassic Park.  Dr Grant how I love thee so!!  THIS moment here, it’s probably my favourite moment in film history.  🙂  *dies*  Wants to marry him, and BE him all at the same time!! Man I have gender issues.  Lol. 

Star Constellation?

Pumpkin Based Food Stuff?

Season?

Bug?

Universal Monster?

Actress?

Faye Dunaway

Actor?

Johnny Depp of course.  Just like every other twenty something year old in the world right?

Haha, I think I was the only one I know not to have a serious Johnny Depp love.  I mean, don’t get me wrong, I think he’s amazing, I’ve just never “got” the whole Johnny Depp thing.  Give me Jeremy Renner any day! Moooahahahaha.  #Stalkypants 🙂 

And last but not least, where is the most entertaining place you’ve ever had sex?  Hit me girl!  🙂

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